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   | aka Alex Avery | Ok ok, I lie. I only like having a pussy when I go home with my man. Otherwise it's useless because I don't want anybody else to have it. | | 3 Months Ago | reply | permalink |    | aka Alex Avery | Dear Kelly's boyfriend, shut up!!! Dear Celtics, I got your back regardless (especially Rondo, I got your back any day. Or night). | | 3 Months Ago | reply | permalink |   | aka Alex Avery | I got 2 free iphone cases! Oh shit and I ran over a bums hat! I am so sorry mr, I'm in a rush to drink some beer and watch the #NBAfinals! | | 3 Months Ago | reply | permalink |  | aka Alex Avery | Driving from one side of town clear across to the other, then up and over, and all the way back... *insert assorted cussing/mumbling here* | | 3 Months Ago | reply | permalink |   | aka Alex Avery | Public Service Announcement: I changed my twitter name from Fauxgasm to BadassAvery. Nobody knew what "faux" meant or how to pronounce it... | | 3 Months Ago | reply | permalink |
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